It's Sunday night, 2 weeks after SHE left you. You're wandering around your apartment like a lost fart in a perfume factory unsure of what to do, how to do it or when for that matter. You miss her so much your insides ache.

Forget about a country posy flower delivery with a weak apology. The flowers will end up in the trash as will the crumpled note that follows. Don't waste your money this is the time for sweating bullets. Yep, if you want her back it'll be just as painful, uncharacteristic and involve a complete lifestyle change. This means not only are you going to have to climb insurmountable mountains in the next couple of weeks to charm her back into your life, but you are going to have to do this as part of your natural appeal every day. Yes I said "every day!" Think of it as though you're "flossing your teeth". Your wonderful relationship with your dentist 'Dr Beamish' plummets as the fillings and caps start to increase. Your "orthodontic relationship" has been compromised and to reverse the ravages of all that "resentful plaque" build-up, you need to floss, not only daily, but after every meal as well.

However, winning her back is not as easy as an orthodontic metaphor! Guaranteed a main issue she had with you was your poor communication and inability to express how you feel, compliment her, notice when she'd had her hair cut or colored, or, how on the rare occasions you took her out (inevitably to some bar that was crowded and noisy), you failed to tell her how beautiful she looked. That is what I mean by communication and then some. So now you have been excommunicated yourself. Do you see where this is going?

Top priority is that you have to re-engage with her in a way that not only blows her socks off with regards to the new, open and "in touch with my feelings" communicable you, but also romancing her in such a way, she is left breathless and unable to resist.

You are going to do whatever it takes, leaving hand written romantic messages in all the unexpected places that she could find them, designed to intrigue and build into orgasmic climax, figuratively of course. No use rushing the goalie posts here! These must be followed up by text messages that are sincere, offer a little bit more intrigue until you finally (over the period of a week) invite her to a romantic venue where you pull out all the stops in your heartfelt apology, your vow to never take her for granted again, and your sincere intention in letting her drive the pace if she would graciously agree to your absolute last chance in showing her how much you love her.

You do this, and more, making sure your plan is well orchestrated and you have thought of everything, and guaranteed she will be yours again. I just have one word of caution. Don't botch-up again buddy! This time, you say what you mean and you do what you say. If not, you won't have a snowball's chance in hell to win her back, EVER!

©2009 Michael Webb

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