Here's a game you can MAKE yourself. It's nothing fancy, but it is fun. Rated a *10* by players at Addicted-to-Romance.

What You'll Need to Make the Game:

1. scissors (a paper cutter is better)
2. black marker
3. 3 different colors of paper - 2 sheets each
   (heavy bond works best - you'll be making cards)

What You'll Need to Play the Game:

1. kitchen timer
2. a pair of dice
3. the colored cards you made from the paper
4. two trays (unless you're playing on the floor)
5. additional "toys" may be needed
   (depending on your cards; see below)

MAKING THE GAME - instructions

cut each piece of paper into 6 equal sizes; when done, you'll have 12 game pieces in each of the 3 colors; 36 pieces total

• 1st color is for body parts
• 2nd color is for action taken
• 3rd color is for time done

take your black marker and start labeling the cards you've cut

Examples:

You have 12 BLUE cards -
Card 1: write "mouth"
Card 2: write "bottom of foot"
Card 3: write "breast"
.
.
.
Card 12: write "inner thigh"

You have 12 GREEN cards -
Card 1: write "kiss"
Card 2: write "lick"
Card 3: write "tease with feather"
.
.
.
Card 12: write "dribble honey; eat off"

This is where the extra toys come in. If you include honey, feathers, etc., you'll need to collect those items before the game begins.

You have 12 RED cards -
Cards 1-2: write "1 minute"
Cards 3-4: write "2 minutes"
Cards 5-6: write "3 minutes"
.
.
.
Cards 11-12: write "6 minutes"

SETTING UP THE GAME

If you're playing on the floor, just put all items within reach.

If you're playing on the bed, use one tray for the cards, dice, and timer. Use the second tray for any toys you'll need. Place the trays at the foot of the bed. You can play while sitting on the bed, but the trays will be out of the way.

PLAYING THE GAME

Shuffle each of the 3 card decks you made. Place on tray or near you in 3 different stacks, each with their own color.

Take turns rolling the dice. If a 6 pops up on either die, that means YOU win.

Tally the total on the 2 dice you just threw. If you threw a 6 and a 3, then your total is 9. You pick out the 9th card in each of the 3 stacks.

Your partner must follow the cards' instructions.

After the "event" is over, replace the cards, and shuffle each deck again. Then your partner rolls the dice (& hopes to get a 6!). If not, it's your turn again.

SAMPLE GAME

CRAIG: Roll the dice, Violet. I'm going to win every turn tonight, just like last time.

VIOLET: No way! I'm going to have YOU pleasing me all night long. Shoot, no 6!

CRAIG: Ha! I told you so. Come on 6. Yes! Got one right off. I knew it.

VIOLET: Okay, okay. So you got the first one of the night. Pick your cards.

CRAIG: Let's see. I rolled a 6 and a 5. That's 11.

VIOLET: You can add; I'm amazed! CRAIG: Very funny. You won't be laughing for long. Let's see what you have to do to me.

VIOLET: What do the cards say? Don't keep me in suspense.

CRAIG: I don't know if you'll like this. I picked "butt"; "kiss"; "2 minutes" - frankly, I love it!

VIOLET: Figures, I'd have to kiss your hairy butt.

CRAIG: Get to it, Violet. This is going to be fun.

©2000 Ruth D. Kerce

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